The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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