...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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