I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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