break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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