Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
And then he peed in my hair
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