: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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