Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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