this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Randomize
