butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
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You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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