Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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