i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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