he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
