North Korea, Best Korea!
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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