we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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