It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
