This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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