i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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