That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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