Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How does one acquire holy water?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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