Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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