well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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