Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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