I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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