You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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