dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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