yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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