quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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