sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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