I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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