the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Randomize
