guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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