We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Randomize
