I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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