You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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