he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My feet surprised me
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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