Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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