I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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