If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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