I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
