Buhtt sex?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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