is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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