Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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