I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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