margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
sex in a hospital.. check
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
