Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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