508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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