you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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