I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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