He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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