It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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