I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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