i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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