Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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