just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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