Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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